A Little Bit About Jeff
Hi out there everyone and welcome to my Bio page. If you haven't hit the Back button of your browser yet you are probably wondering just who I am. Well please let me tell you a little about me. I am the co-author of this website and half of the Goofy Canuck team. I am 25 years old (ok most people tell me I act more like 12 but I am 25 and I can prove it), Single (I know I'm surprised too), and hail from small town Quebec, Canada. I work as an Apple Broker (the kind you eat not the kind geeky graphics designers use) and yes I have been told that's an odd occupation. My greatest interest is travelling the world and seeing what it has to offer. The nice thing about being on the road is never knowing exactly what is coming up next. You could be chased by bears in the N.W.T, jailed for public nudity in Thunder Bay, or chased by shotgun wielding rednecks in Canora, you never know
My Hobbies: Fishing, Camping, Reading, Dancing, Swimming, Snorkeling, Off-roading,
Watersports, Gadgets, Ski-Doo's, Music, and Beer
Here are a few details about me
My Age: I'm 24 years old born on May 10 1975
How do I wind down A good wind down for me is a night at Cheers dancing away my weekend with a cold woman and a hot beer (or is that a hot woman and a cold beer), a quiet day on the lake looking for the elusive trout or a good movie and few good friends.
My Idea of the Perfect Woman: She would be spunky with tons of attitude, have red hair and green eyes (we can substitute any color there), be a little tall (5'11 sounds nice). She would have to enjoy traveling (of course), dancing, and would hopefully really enjoy the outdoors. Someone who can tell the difference between a pike and a musky, and be able to deal with the fact that my sense of humour is sometimes a bit off the wall.
My Ideal Vacation: I'd love to Drive all the way down to Argentina. That would be one heck of a road trip. I think I'll have to work on my Spanish a bit first (those pesky guerilla's don't speak much english or french and Coma Se Yama isn't going to help me a whole lot when I have an AK47 pointed at my head).
My Turn On's A girl who can dance, green stuff in your teeth, and a nice bum thats got a good little jiggle
My Turn Off's People who can't see that the meaning of life is actually hidden in a Monty Python sketch.
My Favorite Author: Tolkien
My Favorite Band: Great big Sea (from Newfoundland)
My Favorite Book: Stephan Kings The Stand and Tolkiens Lord of the Rings
My Favorite Beers: Dos Equis (Mexico), Harps (Ireland), and L'Enfer (Quebec)
My Favorite Movie: Swimming with Sharks and The Devil's Arithmetic
My Favorite Song: Home for a Rest (Spirit of the West)
My Favorite Comedians: Chris Rock and Penn & Teller
The best pickup line I have ever heard: Excuse me Miss I seem to have lost my phone number can I have yours?
The Best Comeback: It's in the phone book. But I don't have your name? Thats in the phone book too :-)
Well thats a little about me (probably too much judging by that look on your face) and I'll probably add some more to this page when I finish the rest of this site. Until then let me add I hope you enjoy the rest of the site and I truly hope to hear some of your interesting tales from the road. I will read and respond to all mail sent to the following address.
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